Things I've Learned in Rhode Island

So far, I've learned:

• The New England coast is gorgeous
• Pretzels + Nutella = heavenly yumminess
• A very effective method of killing a crab is to fly it up into the air and drop it on concrete (compliments of the mammoth seagulls here)
• Communist and Democratic nations share a penchant for building uninteresting government buildings.
• Navy bases consider dropping a used anchor in the middle of the sidewalk or yard "decorating"

More to come later, I'm sure.